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« on: May 11, 2009, 09:39:39 PM »
"Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his patient. "You only have six months to live."

The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.

"I can't possibly pay you in that time."

"Okay," the doctor said, "let's make it nine months
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boys efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the c h i l d's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring. Crouching down to the c h i l d's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

An elderly gentleman being, one evening, in the company of some persons who were much amused at the witty sayings of a c h i l d , said to some one near him, that witty c h i l dren usually made stupid men. The c h i l d heard him and said to him: "Sir, you were very witty, no doubt when you were young."


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