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quotes on sex
« on: May 24, 2009, 09:45:15 PM »

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns



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Re: quotes on sex
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2009, 06:58:18 PM »
These are not celebrity quotes just the worst things to hear during sex. I remember either reading abunch somewhere or heard some on the radio. Some I have even tried to pioneer myself  ::)

Andrew:"So are you ready for round 2 baby?"

Dana: "No!....but im ready for the rest of round one"

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"Is it in yet?"
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"Wow this is so much better with a real person!"
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"its umm soo umm....big" :-X
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"wow your as good as everyone says you are"
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Bianca: "Get off baby"

Paul: "ya I am baby i'm almost there"

Bianca: "No....just get the fuck off me"
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(personal note)

Once while having sex on a pool table i yelled "2 ball center pocket" big mistake as i woke her father up who was sleeping upstairs!

And the one thing a women never wants to hear a guy say in the middle of sex is:
"ohhh im cumming!"



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Re: quotes on sex
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2010, 01:57:24 PM »
I like this one "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin most of all



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Re: quotes on sex
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2010, 07:54:27 AM »
he he he  ......  k1+



good joke ......    pat


never heard before like this ....


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